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Saturday, December 5, 2015

Review: KRAMPUS

KRAMPUS  
(HORROR-COMEDY/FANTASY) 
3 out of 4 stars 
Directed by Michael Dougherty
Starring: Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman, Conchata Ferrell, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Krista Stadler, Lolo Owen, Queenie Samuel, Maverick Flack
Rated PG-13 for sequences of horror violence/terror, language and some drug material.
98 minutes
Verdict: Funny, thrilling, chilling and messy, KRAMPUS is the first Christmas film to come along in a while with the real potential to stick around as a perennial Christmas classic, albeit a twisted one. 
YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN KRAMPUS IF YOU LIKED:
GREMLINS  (1984)
TRICK 'R TREAT  (2007)
BLACK CHRISTMAS  (1974)
TIME BANDITS  (1981) 
DRAG ME TO HELL  (2009)

Although there have been some pretty good holiday (yes, generally Christmas) movies since then, you'd probably have to go all the way back to 2003, with the trifecta of ELF, BAD SANTA and LOVE ACTUALLY, to find the most recent real perennial Christmas classic.  While admitting that it's much too soon to tell with any certainty, Michael Dougherty's horror-comedy "anti-Christmas" movie KRAMPUS is the first to come around since then that feels like it could have that kind of hold.  The label of an anti-Christmas movie does not actually indicate that the movie is against Christmas, but rather, that it defies the conventions and typically "feel-good" sensibilities we expect from a Christmas movie, with other notable anti-Christmas movies including BAD SANTA, DIE HARD and EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.  Of course, this includes horror movies like the controversial 1984 cult-classic SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT and Bob Clark's 1974 proto-slasher BLACK CHRISTMAS, as well as the more mainstream GREMLINS.  KRAMPUS lies somewhere in between GREMLINS and those gnarlier cult favorites, clearly made in the spirit of GREMLINS director Joe Dante's funny-twisted style but with a more sinister bent.

Three days before Christmas, the upper-middle class family at the center of this story is dreading the imminently arriving prospect of hosting their relatives for the holiday, and they're each dealing with their own issues.  Tom (Adam Scott) is a workaholic who doesn't spend enough time with the family, putting strain on his marriage with Sarah (Toni Collette), while their daughter Beth (Stefania LaVie Owen) spends most of her time with a pothead boyfriend, and their son Max (Emjay Anthony) gets into fights with other kids over his stubborn belief in Santa Claus, and his only real friend is his German grandmother, Omi (Krista Stadler).  Sarah's sister Linda (Allison Tolman) and her deeply blue collar family is visiting, including her macho gun-toting husband Howard (David Koechner), their gluttonous and dimwitted son Howie (Maverick Flack), and their masculine daughters Stevie (Lolo Owen) and Jordan (Queenie Samuel).  To the displeasure of everyone, Sarah's crotchety, alcoholic Aunt Dorothy (Conchata Ferrell) has also shown up.  As their collective negativity reaches crisis levels, a sub-zero blizzard rolls in out of nowhere, knocking out the power and freezing the whole neighborhood over as the holidays start to look even bleaker.  They soon discover that things are only getting started as the blizzard has only heralded the arrival of a demon, St. Nick's shadow who's come not to give, but to take, punishing the "naughty" with the help of his minions.
In Germanic folklore, Krampus is the counterpart of St. Nicholas responsible for punishing the naughty children, but instead of punishing in any way so benign as leaving coal instead of toys, Krampus wails on the unrepentant kids and takes them away to Hell.  Following more in that tradition than in the irony-obsessed internet community's post-modern interpretation writer/director/producer Michael Dougherty's rendering of the legend is kind of terrifying.  Large and hunched over in many layers of raggedy cloaks, with long, spindly fingers, long goat horns and heavy cloven hooves that thud loudly on the ground, along with the rattling chains and jingle bells wrapped around him, heralding his presence. 

The movie is as much comedy as it is horror; with the exception of Krampus, most of the horror in the film has a comedic bent, as Krampus' minions, including sadistic gingerbread men, a man-eating jack-in-the-box, and murderous stuffed toys, terrorize the family in Gremlins-like fashion.  Most of the cast has experience in sitcoms; Scott comes from Parks and Recreation, Collette was the titular character in United States of Tara, Ferrell was in Two and a Half Men, and Owen starred in the short-lived series Running Wilde and The Carrie Diaries; and their interplay is amusing and surprisingly invested emotionally at times, with the exception of Koechner, who works for the most comedic moments but feels miscast whenever anything else is called for.
It has a few sluggish moments, but these are generally brief, and it's hard to fret too much over some of the weird pacing when there's so much other weirdness to delight over.  The production design finds a balance between the unnerving style of an old European storybook (the sort that my anglophile grandma used to have in her house), and the visuals of Tim Burton and Joe Dante, and even in it's darkest, meanest moments, Dougherty adds a subtle kookiness.
For all its eccentricities and genuine chills, KRAMPUS always feels like a seasonal treat, complete with a few inspired albeit obligatory record drops, family strife and reconciliations, and even a bit of (dark) magic.  It's not just for the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT crowd; KRAMPUS has a heart, a twisted, demented heart, but a heart nonetheless.
Images via Universal Studios

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

A Long Time Ago in A Galaxy Far, Far Away... STAR WARS

STAR WARS  (alternate title: STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE)
Released 25 May 1977
Directed by George Lucas
Starring: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness, David Prowse, Peter Cushing, Peter Mayhew, Phil Brown, Shelagh Fraser, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Jack Purvis, Dennis Lawson, Garrick Hagon, James Earl Jones (voice)
Rated PG for sci-fi violence and brief mild language.
121 minutes

Winner of 6 Academy Awards, Nominated for 10, Recipient of 1 Special Category Award:
Best Original Score - John Williams (Win) 
Best Costume Design - John Mollo (Win) 
Best Sound Mixing - Don MacDougall, Ray West, Bob Minkler & Derek Ball (Win) 
Best Art Direction - John Barry, Norman Reynolds, Leslie Dilley & Roger Christian (Win)
Best Film Editing - Paul Hirsch, Marcia Lucas & Richard Chew (Win)
Best Visual Effects - John Stears, John Dykstra, Richard Edlund, Grant McCune & Robert Blalack (Win) 
Special Achievement Award - Benjamin Burtt, Jr. (for the creation of the alien, creature and robot voices)
Best Picture - Gary Kurtz (Nominated; lost to ANNIE HALL) 
Best Director - George Lucas (Nominated: lost to Woody Allen for ANNIE HALL) 
Best Supporting Actor - Alec Guinness (Nominated; lost to Jason Robards in JULIA)
Best Original Screenplay - George Lucas (Nominated; lost to ANNIE HALL)

Box Office 
Estimated Production Cost: $11 million
Box Office Gross (initial release only): $307 million
Lifetime Box Office Gross (including 1982 and "Special Edition" 1997 re-issues): $460.9 million
Worldwide Box Office Gross: $775.3 million
7th Highest-Grossing Film of All-Time (domestic)
55th Highest-Grossing Film of All-Time (worldwide)
2nd Highest-Grossing Film of All-Time (adjusted for ticket price inflation)

There's not a whole lot left to be said about George Lucas's 1977 film STAR WARS that hasn't been repeated many times over already, and it's difficult to overstate its impact across the entirety of our culture today, not only in our pop culture and entertainment where its influence is undoubtedly most significant, but has even entered our popular lexicon and politics.  It has been and remains an integral piece of our cultural identity throughout the past 38 years, but beneath all the branding, it's still a film- a brilliant masterpiece of pop entertainment that has few equals in the pantheon of American cinema.  It's impossible today to remove the baggage and see it through truly fresh eyes; you can't even buy it in a currently-produced format such as DVD, Blu-ray or digital without the added modifications made by Lucas since 1997.  Practically everything that followed STAR WARS is informed by STAR WARS.  Those of us who weren't there in 1977 can only imagine the novel and yet familiar wonder of the epic space opera, how a landscape of cynical, intellectual, New Hollywood films was suddenly interrupted by a triumphant fanfare, a Saturday-matinee-style title and scroll of words rolling out in front of a starry landscape, followed by a pair of spaceships mid-battle, and one of them is so huge it fills up the entire screen momentarily.
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Emperor's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Emperor's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy ....


Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) is the archetypal farm boy, grounded on the desert planet of Tatooine working for his Uncle Owen (Phil Brown) and Aunt Beru (Shelagh Fraser), but dreams of leaving and having adventures in the intergalactic war.  After coming into possession of a couple of droids, C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) and R2-D2 (Kenny Baker), carrying the stolen Death Star plans, Luke is thrust into just such an adventure, accompanying Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi (Alec Guinness), an aging but powerful Jedi warrior who uses the mystical energy called the Force, on a rescue mission to save Rebel Alliance leader Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher), held prisoner by Imperial forces led by the evil fallen Jedi Darth Vader (David Prowse, voiced by James Earl Jones), and Grand Moff Tarkin (Peter Cushing) aboard the Death Star.  Chartering a flight aboard the Millennium Falcon, piloted by the dashing but cynical smuggler Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and the wookie Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew), Ben introduces Luke to the ways of the Force and reveals to him that his father was also a Jedi Knight before he was betrayed and murdered by Vader.
It's a classically-styled hero's journey, adopting elements of the "monomyth" as theorized by mythologist Joseph Campbell into a Flash Gordon-style space opera as Luke is swept up in his destiny, joining the Rebellion effort against the Empire and destroying the Death Star, while Vader survives to fight another day in the tradition of those Saturday matinee serials.
STAR WARS moves along at an incredibly fast pace, opening in the midst of the action and rapidly begins to introduce its colorful cast of characters, an series of exotic and fantastical locations, and it's special blend of science fiction concepts and the fantasy genre.  It's a truly perfect example of "world-building", using familiar genre conventions and archetypes to allow the viewer to follow the narrative easily while the rich and "lived-in" universe of Lucas & Co.'s collective imaginations is packed thickly into the margins.  It's an age-old good vs. evil adventure story with a hero who's pure of heart, a wise old mentor who sets him on his course, and nasty bad guys who are as evil as they look, but there's so much weird stuff poking in from around the corners from the moment from the moment C-3PO whines as Darth Vader's massive Star Destroyer brings Leia's cruiser in through it's tractor beam, "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel..."  In most movies, such a line would be setting up a later plot point, but in STAR WARS, that kind of thing is just dressing.  The extraneous details are all so intriguing in their own ways, but instead of merely teasing, they enrich the world of the film.  There are all kinds of narratives taking place behind the main narrative, the little sorts of things that have encouraged all manner of so-called "expanded universe" material ranging from literature to the parodies of Robot Chicken and Family Guy.  Addressed only in moments of dialogue, the unseen Emperor dissolves the Imperial Senate, referred to as "the last remnants of the Old Republic", destroying any semblance of the democracy that existed a generation before the window that is STAR WARS was opened into this ongoing story.  Not only are we introduced to this universe in the middle of a battle, but on a larger scale, we're in the middle of a massive conflict and transformation of the galaxy as our characters have known it, but these elements serve to inform the main narrative and are not irrelevant despite not being necessarily essential.
This is the real key to the success of STAR WARS; it's another universe that feels real enough to the imagination that you could reach through and peel away at the layers to discover only so much more.  It is a sense of discovery distilled into movie form with a level of success that has only been replicated a few times at most in the history of filmmaking.

"Special Edition"
It's difficult to see how Lucas went from being so right to being so wrong.  STAR WARS is the only film in the "Original Trilogy" that Lucas wrote and directed himself, giving the director's reins over to other for sequels and sharing writing credit while acting as an executive producer, and as an editor and second unit director in varying degrees.  He resented the stress and compromising that came with on-the-ground filmmaking in the Hollywood system, and allowing someone else to direct while maintaining superiority in creative matters suited him better at the time.  But STAR WARS was actually the last movie he directed until STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE over 20 years later, and between that time, his involvement with a variety of projects was in a relatively low-key capacity.  When he returned to filmmaking in a more active capacity in the mid-'90s, he commanded practically unchallenged creative control, as well as unlimited possibilities in the form of photo-realistic computer-generated imagery (CGI), allowing him to put almost anything onscreen where technological limitations prevented it before.  Hence, the "Special Edition".  The STAR WARS was first released in a Special Edition in 1997, it was a huge success, not merely for the added material, but for the chance to STAR WARS, the ultimate blockbuster spectacle, in a movie theater once more.  The added material has been changed with each subsequent home video release, and when they were released on DVD, the "Special Edition" part of the title was stricken.  They are the producer's cut (in the case of STAR WARS, a director's cut), but Lucas has done his damnedest to make these altered versions into the only ones, right up until he sold Lucasfilm, and with it the Star Wars films, to The Walt Disney Company.  Now that the rights are no longer in Lucas's hands and the demand for a restored version of the original versions is so well-established, an eventual restored version of the film as it played in theaters in 1977 (or at least 1982, when EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE was added) is inevitable.
In regards to the Special Edition of this film, as with the others, whether the changes "ruin" the movie on the whole depends on what you consider ruinous, but I consider them annoyances at most.  Before writing this, I was able to find the film in its original form on a good ol' VHS cassette from 1987 (or '86).  When I first saw the Original Trilogy, it was in their original versions, but over the years, the altered versions are the ones I'm most familiar with.  I think the Special Edition of STAR WARS is interesting; it's always cool to see previously unseen material from a familiar and beloved film, and if it is truly what Lucas "had in mind" (although in regards to Lucas' claims to a full vision of the Star Wars saga from the start are incredibly doubtful, and whether he did have things in mind, they undoubtedly changed over time; it's not like writing the prequels was as an experience in auto-writing for him), it's kind of fun to see.  Undoubtedly, Lucas' true crime was in withholding and attempting to wash out the original versions of the films as the played upon initial release.  So we get the new scene of Han talking to Jabba after his encounter with Greedo, a scene that was filmed with an actor and meant to be finished with a stop-motion creature placed over the actor as Jabba, but due to time and budget constraints, the scene was dropped.  Within the narrative, the scene is redundant and adds nothing new to Han's story and character that the Greedo scene does not, but in the third installment of the trilogy, Jabba was adequately introduced as a great big blob of an amphibian slug, created through an elaborate puppet.  Adding the scene back into STAR WARS, Jabba was created in the computer, and in the version available on Blu-ray and DVD today, the visual effect has been upgraded since the 1997 version, but neither looks particularly good.  Regardless of the consistency or look of the effect, the scene takes the fun out of Jabba, first showing that he can move independently (whereas in RETURN OF THE JEDI, he appears to be so fat and gross that he has to be rolled around, which is awesome) and then letting Han step on his tail, the result of the footage being shot before Jabba was designed and thus no one knew there would be a tail there when Han walks around him (keep an eye on Han as he moves up over the tail; the effect is elaborate, but he still looks pretty silly up there).  This scene is the biggest alteration to the original, and while I'm compelled to complain, it's still pretty minor.  STAR WARS does so much in the details though, so it may feel more consequential than it actually is.  As to the question of whether Han shot first, that's silly.  In the original version, Greedo didn't shoot at all.
However, it's a shame to not always be able differentiate between what they were able to achieve back in 1977 and what's been added in the age of digitally-rendered effects, because much of what they pulled off is remarkable, and without the reference, you might be left to wonder.  Many of the effects are now dated, but many of them are not, and there's hardly anything quaint about them regardless.  The visuals are spectacular and put to great use.  STAR WARS is a deeply immersive, visceral experience, and the worlds it creates are tactile and considerably detailed, but the most noteworthy effects of the original are the space battles.
Speaking Technically
When people think of Star Wars action scenes, they almost automatically think of the lightsaber duels, but lightsabers play a surprisingly small part in this film.  The one duel that takes place is far and away the most simplistic of all the Star Wars movies, and the killing blow is actually a little silly-looking (although I love the detail of Vader stepping on Obi-Wan's empty robes, perplexed at the disappearance of the body).  This is the only movie in the series in which lightsabers don't even factor into the climactic action, but that's not to its detriment, because the attack on the Death Star is a worthy thrill.  Modeled after aerial dogfights of old WWII films, the sequence is comprised of cockpit shots, exterior wide shots and subjective tracking shots that put the viewer right in the midst of the action, culminating with the spectacular trench run in which the Rebel one-man X-wing and Y-wing starfighters fly at high speeds through a narrow mechanical canyon to fire torpedoes into the Death Star's exhaust vent to destroy it, while Imperial TIE fighters led by Vader pursue and pick them off one by one.  It's a totally unique and awe-inspiring sequence within the Star Wars series filled with exciting twists and turns, tension, triumph, and spectacular visuals.
They say that in filmmaking, one should "show, not tell", and in the essentially perfect case of STAR WARS, the story would unfold just as clearly.  The Imperial forces have a clearly fascism-inspired appearance with rigid structuring, imposing architecture and even their uniforms borrow elements from those of the Nazi military.  Darth Vader in particular is a masterpiece of character design, inspired heavily by Japanese samurai culture with a fearsome mask (in this case, and angular design resembling a skull face) and assorted pieces of dress that resemble samurai armor, and a helmet fashioned after those of Nazi Stormtroopers.  The heroes are more ragged and simple in their dress and appearance, more traditional and 'pure'.  The elements of the conflict are clearly, visually established from the start to the finish, but the sound design is no mere courtesy and is possibly the best, most unique sound aesthetic for any movie ever.  Created by Ben Burtt, who received a special Academy Award for his achievements on the film, the collection of sounds shuns the typical reliance on electronic-synthetic sounds of science fiction for weird and distinctive blends of recordings such as various animal sounds (Chewbacca), steel cables struck under tension (blasters), elephant calls and cars on wet pavement (TIE fighters), and other such combinations.  Two of the major characters, Chewbacca and R2-D2, don't even speak English, but rather entirely in the sounds created by Burtt.

First Contact
I have very distinct memories of when I first saw STAR WARS, although being at a very young age at the time, certain details have become jumbled in my long-term memory.  I would have been around 4-5 years old at the time, probably 1995 or '96, when I first became aware of it in the form of a TV advertisement.  I don't know if it was for a new home video release, the Special Edition re-release into theaters or an upcoming airing on the station, but what I do remember vividly was who I later learned were Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader crossing lightsabers in a duel.  That really stuck with me, not only for the natural excitement a little boy would have for a fanciful swordfight, but also for the curiously strong relationship small children have to colors, the blue sword for the old man and the red for the sinister villain.  It wasn't long after that my dad borrowed a trilogy box set from a friend so that he could show the movies from his youth to myself and my brothers, the first of a series of special occasions in which he would introduce us to hit movies from the '60s and into the '80s that he enjoyed as a kid, including PLANET OF THE APES and its sequels, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (he made frequent use of the fast-forward button that night), and THE KARATE KID and two of its sequels, as well as some lesser known, fairly racist westerns like AGAINST THE CROOKED SKY and PONY EXPRESS.  I remember looking at the sleeve art for those Star Wars video cassettes which made a deep impression on me, even before I knew what any of it was about.  The sleeve for STAR WARS showed half the face of Vader's mask and a couple of starfighters in the corner.  The sleeve for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK showed a similar style with half of a stormtrooper's helmet, and a battle on an icy terrain taking place in the corner.  For RETURN OF THE JEDI, an admittedly less striking but still fascinating image, half the face of Yoda, and a lightsaber duel taking place in the corner.  These were of the 1995 home video release, the last time that the so-called "Original Trilogy" was released without the 1997 Special Edition alterations.  My dad worked at a small office building with a rec room where he could sometimes take us to watch movies on the big-screen television, and that's where I watched STAR WARS for the first of many times.  Before that it was all THE LAND BEFORE TIME and THE LION KING.  After that, it was all STAR WARS.

Where the Old and New Meet
STAR WARS was the biggest turning point for American cinema since the advent of "New Hollywood" in 1967, and for better or worse, reset the course from the markedly 'sophisticated', 'adult' and cynical trend of New Hollywood toward a more youthful (or juvenile, according to some), commercial brand-driven, high concept blockbuster landscape that persists today in the form of superhero movies, science fiction, fantasy adventures and the like.  You can blame STAR WARS for developing the market for Michael Bay's Transformers series, but without STAR WARS, you wouldn't have Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, THE DARK KNIGHT, ALIEN or most other celebrated blockbuster movies.  It was curious move for Lucas, who had made AMERICAN GRAFITTI almost spitefully as a response to the failure of his pessimistic, dystopian earlier work, but STAR WARS made movies about 'fun' again.  It was a pastiche of cinema's greatest hits, drawing from THE WIZARD OF OZ (is it just me, or is Chewbacca the Toto of STAR WARS?), the samurai films of Akira Kurosawa, the westerns of John Ford and Sergio Leone, the fantasy worlds of Walt Disney, the war films of the 1930s and '40s, and more.  The U.S. had just pulled out of Vietnam, a war that disillusioned the country and with the noted exception of a real howler from John Wayne, movies were decidedly against it.  Prior to starting work on STAR WARS, Lucas was even planning to direct APOCALYPSE NOW as a sardonic DR. STRANGELOVE-esque comedy, but instead, he made war a fantasy again (it's really "Star Adventures", to be fair), an ennobling and thrilling opportunity for heroes to rise in.  The adventure story was reborn, and with it, Hollywood filmmaking.  Science fiction was typically the territory of b-movies, with only a couple of real exceptions like Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968) and PLANET OF THE APES (1968; the sequels to which quickly devolved into b-movies anyway), but after STAR WARS, it suddenly became the most popular genre in the business with hits like SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE (1978), STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (1979), ALIEN (1979), and even Agent 007 went to the Moon in MOONRAKER (1979).  Ironically, STAR WARS isn't really a science fiction movie.
It's a fantasy film, a fairy tale in sci-fi trappings.  It evens with a variation on the familiar fairy tale opening, "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...".  Science fiction, while usually more outlandish than direct cases like 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, speculates on the potential of human experience based on technological advancements, social or environmental changes, but STAR WARS doesn't appear to exist within time as we know it.  It takes place on another plane of existence, one with princesses and knights ("Jedi Knights"), wizards (again, Jedi), magic (the Force), and monsters (aliens).  The laser guns are just really awesome set dressing.
In contrast to the usual fairy tale princesses however, Leia is a surprisingly strong, feminist character.  She isn't captured because of her virginal purity or royal status, but because she is a high-ranking commander of a revolution and until recently had been acting undercover as a member of the Imperial Senate.  She's a real leader, taking command of whatever situation she's in, including the rescue mission planned for her, but she's also a delightfully impudent smart-ass at times ("You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!", "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board," and "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" are a few of my favorites).
Even as rapidly paced as the movie is, there some great character moments building the relationships between Han, Luke and Leia, such as the scene following the escape from the Death Star and the battle with the TIE fighters, where they finally get a moment to relax. Han already exhibits a love-hate dynamic with Leia, while Luke has an earnest and innocent interest, so Han takes a moment to tease him about it.
"You think a princess and a guy like me...?"
To which Luke shortly and coldly retorts, "No."
Don't get me wrong, it's not like STAR WARS is any sort of character piece that stops to linger on these moments, but by using familiar character types and spot-on casting, the margins are ideally filled in.  While so much comes together to make this one of the greatest landmarks in not only cinema but in pop culture altogether, the most crucial key to its success as a whole is its success in rejuvenating the old familiar with brave new imagination.


Mixing Worlds
STAR WARS, as well as its sequels and prequels, is stuffed to the brim with familiar tropes and conventions drawn from a wide variety of genres and films.
Samurai Movies, Kurosawa & THE HIDDEN FORTRESS
George Lucas has famously cited Akira Kurosawa's 1958 THE HIDDEN FORTRESS as a major inspiration for the plot outline of STAR WARS, showing the story of a grand adventure from the perspective of two bumbling, bickering peasants (translated to C-3PO and R2-D2) and the rescue of a princess (as of this writing, I have never seen THE HIDDEN FORTRESS).  The character of Obi-Wan Kenobi also draws on the trope of an aged samurai warrior, familiar to others of Kurosawa's films including SEVEN SAMURAI, called upon for one last quest and taking on an apprentice.  The scene of Kenobi cutting off the thug's arm in the cantina is reminiscent of scenes in some samurai movies, and Vader's costume design with tunic and mask is partially inspired by samurai armor.  The practice of holding the sword with both hands is also common practice in samurai tradition.
Westerns
STAR WARS features many elements inspired by the western movie genre, primarily in the scenes taking place on Tatooine, most prominently involving the Mos Eisley cantina, a space-fantasy adaptation of an old west saloon full of tough characters and bandits, and Han Solo's standoff with the bounty hunter at the table.  The Skywalker farm is an obvious genre nod, while Luke's encounter with the whooping and hollering Sand People brings to mind less than politically correct portrayals of American Indians in westerns from old serials and Golden Age westerns.
WWII
As previously described, the star fighter battles are specifically modeled after footage of WWII aerial dogfights, while the villainous Empire's costumes and architecture are drawn from fascistic traditions, including Vader's helmet with its resemblance to Nazi infantry helmets and the term "stormtrooper" for the Empire's soldiers, a translation of the Nazi specialist soldiers called "Sturmmann".


Top 5 of STAR WARS
  1. Battle of Yavin- The assault on the Death Star sequence, referred in Star Wars lore as the Battle of Yavin (referring to the film's unnamed moon to the planet Yavin where the Rebel Base is located), is one of the greatest action set-pieces of the series, and probably the best action sequence in the original trilogy.  The visual effects are stark and vivid, blended with Ben Burtt's perfect sound design, employed in the service of a tense and marvelously exciting story climax.
  2. Darth Vader- Even ahead of his further development in the later films, Darth Vader is an awesome villain in this film, used to simple perfection as the muscle in the villainous hierarchy.  His introduction as he steps out of the smoke into the aftermath of the firefight aboard Leia's ship, breathing mechanically and stopping to observe his surroundings briefly before marching forward full of purpose, still gives me chills, and James Earl Jones' voice work is a stroke of genius.
  3. Princess Leia- Leia is never better than she is in the original film, sharp, deft and unexpectedly funny.  Carrie Fisher is a commanding, strong-jawed and even a little impish, and the movie never feels the need affirm her sex appeal outright because she's already the complete package.  None of the sequels does her the same justice.
  4. Orchestral Score- The American Film Institute declared the music score composed for the film by John Williams as the best film score of all time, and if one has to be named the best, it ought to be STAR WARS.  From the big, brassy, grandiose opening titles to the sweeping "Force Theme" over the binary sunset to the kooky jazz of the Cantina Band, it's the probably the most recognizable film score of all time.
  5. Design- It doesn't seem right to go with either "production design" or "sound design" without the other.  They're both integral parts of the same world rendering that is unparalleled in its organic potency in the history of filmmaking.  The terms "used" and "lived in" are the most commonly applied to John Barry's production design and Roger Christian's set decoration, but what it really comes down to is the realness and accessibility of a fantasy world that makes the unfamiliar familiar.  Ben Burtt's sound design is as recognizable and crucial to the film's identity as is Williams' score, from R2-D2's electronic vocabulary to the creatively elaborate weapon and creature sound effects.
Bottom 5 of STAR WARS
I don't have a Bottom 5 for STAR WARS.  There are little bits that are kind of silly, like Mark Hamill's and Harrison Ford's feathery 1970s hairstyles, or Luke's whiny moments ("Oh, it's just Han," so Leia consoles him, and he jumps right next to "I miss Ben."  Maybe you should just decide what's really bothering you Luke, like wanting to plant one on your not-yet-revealed sister), but there's nothing that I would consider a significant detriment to the film in its original version.


Saturday, November 28, 2015

Review: THE GOOD DINOSAUR

THE GOOD DINOSAUR  
(ANIMATION/ADVENTURE)
2 out of 4 stars
Directed by Peter Sohn
Featuring the Voices of: Raymond Ochoa, Jeffrey Wright, Jack Bright, Sam Elliot, Frances McDormand, Anna Paquin, A.J. Buckley, Steve Zahn, Marcus Scribner, Maleah Padilla, Peter Sohn, Dave Boat, Carrie Paff
Rated PG for peril, action and thematic elements.
100 minutes
Verdict: Unfocused and surprisingly weird, the fruits of Pixar's most troubled production may not be anything special, but it has its moments, and it's interesting, to say the least.
YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN THE GOOD DINOSAUR IF YOU LIKED:
A BUG'S LIFE  (1998)
BRAVE  (2012)
BROTHER BEAR  (2003)
CITY SLICKERS  (1991)
THE CROODS  (2013)

Pixar Animation Studios' 16th feature film, THE GOOD DINOSAUR, opening only a few days over two decades since the original TOY STORY opened over Thanksgiving 1995, comes with a lot of baggage after what by all appearances was one of the most problematic productions since the beginning.  The original writer/director, longtime Pixar story man Bob Peterson (co-director of UP), was removed due to "story problems" a couple years after the film was first announced, the release date has been moved from November 2013 to May 2014 before landing on the current date, the story has been taken apart and put back together repeatedly, and the original voice cast recording was replaced with a mostly new cast just this summer.  To be fair, all of Pixar's films have had their initial stories wildly rearranged throughout their lengthy development stages, but THE GOOD DINOSAUR had those issues going on much later into production than usual.
Considering all the behind-the-scenes drama, THE GOOD DINOSAUR is a lot better than it might have been, clearly landing in the lower tier of Pixar's film canon, but still a lot better than CARS 2 and certainly more interesting than MONSTER'S UNIVERSITY.  The word "interesting" is interchangeable with "weird" here.  Pixar has a well-earned reputation for bold storytelling that might be described as weird, but THE GOOD DINOSAUR is just weird, not "bold".
The film opens with a very brief prologue setting up an alternate world where the asteroid that theoretically killed off the dinosaurs merely passes over Earth's atmosphere, leaving the thunder lizards as the dominant species on the planet for millions of years that follow.  All of this feels like a leftover concession to an earlier version of the story, because for as much prominence it is given, it simply isn't necessary to the world of this film.  They're cartoon dinosaurs, and there happen to be feral humans on the margins; nothing terribly unique about that concept.  However, these dinosaurs are fitted to a frontier movie-style format where herbivore dinosaurs are farmers, carnivores are ranchers, and there are hillbilly cattle rustlers in the form of velociraptor, and humans are listed among the many mostly mammal "critters" of the wilderness.  Arlo (voiced by Raymond Ochoa) is an abnormally fainthearted young Apatosaurus who lives on his family's farm with Poppa (v. Jeffrey Wright), Momma (v. Frances McDormand), and his much sturdier siblings, Libby (v. Maleah Padilla) and Buck (v.Marcus Scribner).  When his excessive timidity interferes with the rest of the family's chores, Poppa takes Arlo into the wilderness in an attempt to help him face his fears, but an accident leaves Arlo by himself.  Washed away by the powerful river that runs by the farm, Arlo awakens miles away from home with a wild human child he dubs "Spot".
The story is slight but used to house some very large, weighty themes, resulting in a strange dynamic that parallels the weird visual balance between the most cartoony-looking characters of Pixar's feature canon and the most photo-realistic scenery they've ever delivered.  Like the majority of Pixar's movies, THE GOOD DINOSAUR is a buddy film, however, it's chock-full of aspirations to be THE LION KING.  Instead, it's more like BROTHER BEAR.  It feels like minor Disney Animation, not bad, but lacking focus and compensating for its story weaknesses with broad and heavy strokes of big emotion.  It wears its sincerity on its sleeves, sometimes to a successful effect, and other times radiating corniness.  The story brings Arlo and Spot through a North American Northwest-style frontier landscape that is rendered in awe-inspiring beauty, encountering a series of eccentric characters including a family of Tyrannosaurus Rex ranchers (voiced by Sam Elliot, Anna Paquin and A.J. Buckley), a very amusing Styracosaurus (voiced by the director, Peter Sohn) overwhelmed by fear of the world, and some storm-chasing Pterodactyls (voiced by Steve Zahn, Mandy Freund and Steven Clay Hunter) that bring with them some wild tonal shifts.  While Pixar has a well-earned reputation for sweetness and sadness, THE GOOD DINOSAUR throws in an unexpected dose of meanness.  "Mean-spirited" seems like an inappropriate label here, but this is probably Pixar's roughest movie as frequent and prolonged peril and abuse is dealt out to its overtly cute characters ahead of the ultimately reassuring outcome.  In many ways, it unexpectedly reminded me of BLAZING SADDLES, both featuring big melodrama in what's ostensibly a comic adventure with western elements, in the story of a wimp on a journey that teaches him to not be such a wimp, but without the clarity of intent.
THE GOOD DINOSAUR is substantially better than CARS 2 and more interesting than the vanilla MONSTERS UNIVERSITY, on a level similar to that of BRAVE in terms of Pixar's canon.  It's scattered and unfocused, with clunky tonal shifts and a split between the two directorial visions moderately apparent, but it's not a disaster by any means.  It's a very interesting, modestly entertaining, very, very weird misfire.
Images via Disney

Monday, November 23, 2015

Review: MOCKINGJAY - PART 2

THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 2 
(ACTION-THRILLER/SCI-FI)

3 out of 4 stars 
Directed by Francis Lawrence
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Donald Sutherland, Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson, Elizabeth Banks, Sam Claflin, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Mahershala Ali, Willow Shields
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, and for some thematic material.
137 minutes
Verdict: The finale to the Hunger Games series defies expectations in a bold and suitably messy conclusion that's more uneven than the previous films but just as though-provoking.
YOU MAY BE INTERESTED IN THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY –PART 2 IF YOU LIKED:
THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY PART 1  (2014)
THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE  (2013)
THE HUNGER GAMES  (2012)
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1  (2010)
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2  (2011)

After three-and-a-half years and four movies, The Hunger Games has come out the other side as one of the most solid film franchises in recent memory, and the most successful of the young adult literary adaptations glut since Harry Potter.  Anchored by Jennifer Lawrence's muscular performance of complex, human feminist hero and a bold, nuanced approach to the familiar blockbuster revolution formula.  MOCKINGJAY - PART 2, along with last year's PART 1, is an admittedly rickety finale, but it's bold and uncompromising.  It's a messy ending, and it should be messy.  It's not exactly the crowd-pleasing finale we've come to expect, but it's a proper conclusion.
After a doozy of a cliffhanger closed out MOCKINGJAY PART 1 (spoilers for PART 1, naturally) reunited Hunger Games victor and icon of a rebellion Katniss Everdeen (Lawrence) with her fellow Games victor Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) only to narrowly escape death at his hands, PART 2 opens immediately following, with Katniss still recovering from her wounds and Peeta kept in restraints after months of torture and brainwashing by the Capitol have changed his very nature.  Intent on settling the score, Katniss defies District 13 President Alma Coin (Julianne Moore), leader of the rebellion, and stows away with a squad of District 13 soldiers into the war-ravaged Capitol to assassinate President Coriolanus Snow (Donald Sutherland), the ruthless dictator whose regime has overseen the savage gladiatorial Hunger Games and withheld substance for a few while most of the nation of Panem languishes in poverty and starvation.
In stark contrast to the escapism-based thrills of practically every other major film franchise of its sort, The Hunger Games series, including the latest and last film, are rooted primarily in issues of moral complexity.  It's not without its action and thrills for certain, but especially in
MOCKINGJAY - PART 2, it attacks the rarely attended implications of the kind of violence and war typically presented in blockbuster entertainment, and it does so without making qualifications.  Before it gets to that however, there's the prolonged march into the Capitol ruins laden with booby traps designed by sadistic game makers, which makes up the better part of the film but is not the better part of the everything going on here.  This perilous expedition, referred to with tongue in cheek by games victor Finnick Odair (Sam Claflin) as the "76th Hunger Games", isn't bad material, but it's just not as interesting as the moral dilemmas explored during the beginning and ending portions of the film.  Dealing with the implications of civilians and refugees affected by the conflict, the cycle of violence and its enduring impact on the participants, and the on-the-ground effects of air strikes, some of the issues raised by the film are mind-blowing in their relevance to very current events and reasonably insightful in their treatment.  Unfortunately, the result is a very uneven middle stretch of action scenes that are suitably thrilling and even terrifying at moments, but they feel obligatory and delay the substance of the story.  Mix into that the final reckoning of a love triangle that was never a truly important factor of this story, between Peeta, who is now all kinds of messed up, and Gale Hawthorne (Liam Hemsworth), the series' least interesting major character (he's like Will Turner, but way more bland), and these sections of the film really drag.  Things pick up again in a big and unexpected way by the final third, however.
It's no crowd-pleaser, but in its willingness to defy the conventions of action blockbusters, the series closes out in a bold and thought-provoking anti-climax that encourages reassessment of the previous installments.  It grim and it's messy, and should be.  In response to the book and now the movie, some have criticized that Katniss becomes a inactive player in the final chapter of her story, but she's arguably more active in this chapter than she has been before.  After being forced into the arena twice before and propped up as a symbol of propaganda by District 13, Katniss finally arrives as more than a survivor, but as a warrior who defies expectations.  MOCKINGJAY - PART 2 is not as riveting as the original, as invigorating as CATCHING FIRE, or as lyrical as MOCKINGJAY - PART 1, but it's as thought-provoking as the lot of them and then some.
Images via Lionsgate Entertainment

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

November Makes Me Think of Harry Potter

November often makes me think of the Harry Potter movies.  I didn't watch any of them in a theater until HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 on 19 November 2010, and finding that audience too disruptive for my enjoyment, I returned the following day to see the movie again.  I'd only recently finished reading the books, which I did well out their order, beginning with the final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows earlier that year I think (maybe near the end of 2009).  Being in first grade and already an avid reader by the time the second book in the series, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, was published, I would have been a likely candidate for the series' immense readership except that my well-meaning parents were not so keen on my reading of any books that might risk my soul's damnation.  Yes, it was ridiculous in hindsight, but within all frames of the burdens of parenting, living in a conservative Christian community where they were actually more liberal than many, and their wholly admirable desire to live the best lives they could according to their values, I understand their concerns, and as a zealous child, I was perfectly willing to embrace the perspective that Harry Potter was evil.  I don't think my parents were too keen toward that development either, preferring to simply let this cultural phenomenon go by without making a big deal of it one way or another.  But with the passage of time, the better powers of discernment come to all those who desire them, and by the time I was in my teenage years, it wasn't such a big deal.  In 2009, ahead of the release of HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE, the ABC network played each movie, one per Saturday, in the series up to that time.  The first few were mostly background noise for me while my brothers watched, although there were a couple of moments which caught my interest, but I was really sucked in by HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE.  My taste in movies has always run toward the emotional and mythic, and the fourth movie in the series possessed those qualities in a way the previous few hadn't at the time.  I really, really liked that one, and I would watch less than legally posted scenes of the film on YouTube with repetition.  Although I had very little money to spend (my parents gave me an allowance of $20 per month, plus gas and additional spending money when necessary for specific social activities in order to focus more on school rather than a job), I splurged most of my money for a month on a DVD of GOBLET OF FIRE.  I was pretty well caught up on the timeline of the story through the movies, and eager to learn the conclusion, I checked out Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from the school library, and it was so much better than I expected.  With a full schedule as a high school senior, I still found time to whip through the book in a little under a week's time, reading into the wee hours of the night the words that rekindled my long-held but somewhat dormant fascination with world myths and folklore.  I gravitate toward movies above other forms of storytelling for their emotional potency and accessibility, but I can think of few other times that reading a book hit me on such an emotional gut level.  I used to have a college instructor who seemed to take pleasure in telling his classes that the Harry Potter series were not "great literature", and while I don't know a whole lot about what makes great literature, I do know what makes a great story, and Harry Potter has that much in droves.  I don't remember the exact order in which I read the rest of the books, other than I think Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban was the last one I got to, and the connective tissue was largely provided by the movies.
It's interesting to see so many 'Help Wanted' signs posted outside businesses five years later, but back in 2010, I had graduated from high school and saw most of my friends move on to college and out of town, and two years into the Great Recession, even finding a minimum wage job seemed to be an insurmountable task, resulting in several months that were like an sudden ice cold bath of isolation and purposelessness.  But something that didn't cost money was the public library, and I poured myself into reading those books.  Perhaps it was just as well that I did not read the books as a child, because in all likelihood, I would have been obsessed.  During those very depressing months of fall and winter in 2010, I drew a lot of emotional energy from those books and movies and found something to which I could devote my interests outside of the fruitless job hunt.  By the time HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 opened in theaters, I had a job selling those tickets to the masses.
Typically in film criticism, it's frowned upon to include consideration of and comparison to the book source material, but in this case, I think there are some points of interest, and in some cases, my personal experience with the movies is, for better or worse, is partly informed by my experience with the books.  So shut up and deal.  Also, spoilers, obviously.

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE (aka HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE)
Released 16 November 2003
Directed by Chris Columbus
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Robbie Coltrane, Richard Harris, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Ian Hart, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Tom Felton, Julie Walters, John Cleese, Warwick Davis, Harry Melling
Rated PG for some scary moments and mild language.
152 minutes
1/2 
At 152 minutes, HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE (released in some markets, including the U.S., as HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE, although I prefer the original title) is a very long family film.  It's heavy on the whimsy, arguably too faithful in its adaptation, and sometimes clumsily executed.  It's definitely one of the weakest of the eight films, but upon rewatching it ahead of this writing, I found it more affable then I previously thought, largely thanks to the atypically strong child actors' performances.  It lays a lot the ground for the later, better installments to build on, and a lot of its weaknesses are inherited from the source material, where J.K. Rowling's abilities as a writer clearly evolve through the progression of the series.  Of course, with the phenomenal success of that source material (the series was already on Book 4 by the time the first film was released), producer David Heyman's Heyday Films and Warner Brothers had a guaranteed hit and were able to go all out on the production, which is suitably lavish, and more eccentric than the films that followed, as the team is still figuring out the look and style of this world.
With such a high profile adaptation, it wasn't surprising that Steven Spielberg's name came up, and Spielberg pitched the idea of making it as an animated film, something undoubtedly very different from the ultimate product, not to mention different from what Rowling and Heyday had in mind.  Spielberg eventually declined the offer (Rowling refutes rumors that she "veto-ed" Spielberg, or even that she had the power to do so if she had wanted to), but his influence is apparent to a certain degree, regardless.  The chosen director of the film, Chris Columbus, is heavily influenced by Spielberg throughout his career, and he got his big break when Spielberg's company Amblin Entertainment produced three of his scripts; GREMLINS, THE GOONIES and YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES.  Columbus is a steady, proficient hand as director, but his sentiments run toward the saccharine and cutesy.  He is more restrained than usual with PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, where the dominating influence comes from the source material and the previously established brand.  The film conveys a sufficient sense of wonder while drawing nearly all its conceptual inventiveness from Rowling's book, but the visual renderings are occasionally worth reveling in.  This sense of wonder is strongest in the Diagon Alley sequence, where we get a peek at the everyday conduct and commerce of the wizarding world in the Gringotts Bank, Ollivander's Wand Shop and other places of magical business.  The film brings over weaknesses from the book too, though.  Some of these are arguably quibbles, such as the annoying trend of poorly contrived last-minute victories that applies both to the problematic but not unmerited game of Quidditch where it seems nothing anyone does makes a difference outside of catching the Snitch (the Quidditch visual effects have not aged terribly well, either), and worse, Dumbledore's last minute rendering of just enough points to Gryffindor for them to win the House Cup against the previous leader by a substantial margin, Slytherin.  It's no wonder all bad wizards come out of Slytherin, when the headmaster is pulling fast ones like that on them.  That's another thing- you'd think a house with as troubling a legacy as Slytherin would prompt some readjustment of their practices, if not the elimination of that house, but it's convenient so it stays.  Speaking of which, Robbie Coltrane is excellent in the role of Hagrid, the buffonish but sweet half-giant groundskeeper, but the use of his character in providing plot points as needed, then reciting, "I should not have said that," as an excuse is a bit lazy.
All the child actors are very good, but Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson, in the roles of Harry, Ron and Hermoine, respectively, are real finds who play their characters with precocious authenticity.  Young Watson, in particular, is a spark of energy as the slightly arrogant but also slightly insecure girl genius, and they all have a strong, inimitable interplay without ever coming across as cloying or irritating.  The supporting cast is famously fleshed out with an impressive array of veteran British actors, the highlight of this installment being Coltrane, but others such as John Hurt as the wandmaker Mr. Ollivander and Richard Griffiths as Harry's cruel uncle Vernon Dursley lend nicely to the rich mixing pot of fairy tale and folklore-styled characters.  On the other hand, John Cleese is miscast as the Gryffindor house ghost Nearly Headless Nick, and the entire approach to the Hogwarts ghosts feels wrong as they aim for an overtly kid-friendly whimsy that is out of place in what's essentially a fable about death (this misguided approach is apparently noted in the progression of the series as the ghosts quickly fade into the background until directly called upon by the plot in the final chapter).
The overall tone of the movie is strange- largely faithful to the book, but the balance between Dickensian-inspired dark whimsy and Gothic fantasy, both through a commercial Hollywood filter, is weird, albeit not entirely flawed.  The stories in this series, while appealing to a broad range, aim most directly at audiences of an age congruent to the age of its central characters which progresses with each installment, and thus PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, featuring Harry and Co. as "first years" of age 11, is the most family-friendly.  The characters are fairly cartoonish, especially the villains, and the perils are heavily punctuated with broad humor (i.e., "troll bogies"), however, especially in the climactic confrontation between Harry and a somewhat disembodied Lord Voldemort on the backside of Professor Quirrell's head, things get unexpectedly menacing at times.  Columbus is clearly more inclined toward the lighthearted flights of fancy, not that one tone or the other benefits from his interest or lack thereof.  For better and worse, it's a solid-enough introduction to the fantasy world of Harry Potter that hews closely to the source material, or at least a certain interpretation of such, but most importantly, it lays the ground work for a larger story that gets better and better.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE 
  1. Child casting: Committed for a decade after, the child casting of the film is exceptional, especially in the cases of the three leads, and from there, especially in the case of Emma Watson as Hermoine, who is chipper and annoying in the improbably best way.
  2. Sets & Production Design: Again, also setting a template for several more films but to a more flexible degree, the Dickensian/Arthurian/storybook hybrid look of the wizarding world (my favorite sets are in Diagon Alley) makes for the kind of world that you can't help but want to explore.
  3. The Sorting Hat: That hat is cool.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE 
  1. Dumbledore's Last Minute Points:  When the headmaster is screwing them over as royally as this, it's little wonder that Slytherin House has so many wizards gone bad.
  2. Quirrell's Monologuing: It's not a good thing when someone has to re-explain the whole plot at the end of the film, and Quirrell's hammy reveal is just dumb.  Chalk that one up primarily to Ms. Rowling's still-emerging skills as a writer.
  3. "I should not have said that. I should not have said that.": Indeed you shouldn't have, Hagrid.  That's just lazy storytelling.
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Released 15 November 2002
Directed by Chris Columbus
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Kenneth Branagh, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Richard Harris, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Alan Rickman, Julie Walters, Bonnie Wright, Tom Felton, David Bradley, Maggie Smith, Christian Coulson
Rated PG for scary moments, some creature violence and mild language.
161 minutes 
1/2
I generally think of the arc of the Harry Potter series as fairly consistently bending upward, but upon re-watching CHAMBER OF SECRETS, it seemed like a step down, albeit a small one, from PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.  CHAMBER OF SECRETS is a film that is conceptually very strong, building on the fantasy world established in the previous film with exciting and darker developments that make the world of the broader story better, but the individual episode is scattershot, corny and bloated.  Even still, if it's the weakest in the series, it's still pretty good.  Like the previous film, but to a slightly more problematic degree, CHAMBER OF SECRETS is thoroughly faithful to the source material, and the result is an absurd 161-minute run time, the longest of the series.  To be fair, although it's ridiculously lengthy for the target family audience, it moves along at a healthy pace.
With the wizarding world established, the sequel delves further into its darker secrets and the legacy of one of the school's founders, Salazar Slytherin (whose denounced philosophies are curiously still maintained within one of the school's four houses, but whatever), who touted the supremacy of magical bloodlines, aka "purebloods", and believed magic folk born to non-magic parents, aka "muggle-born", also known by the derisive slur "mudblood" (basically the "n-word" of the wizard world), were illegitimate as wizards and witches.  This steps further into the nature of the broader conflict of the Harry Potter saga, one that echos the greatest conflicts of the real world 20th century, where exclusionist policies and prejudice have collided with humanity at large.  No doubt, the WWII comparisons throughout the series and Voldemort's similarities to iconic fascist figures are readily evident.
Elements of CHAMBER OF SECRETS are darker than in the first film, in some cases very much so; notably one of the petrified victims of a basilisk is a cat, strung up by its tail with a message written in blood (the source of which is unclear) on the wall.  Several other characters are petrified by run-ins with the basilisk, a massive snake unleashed by the "heir of Slytherin" to terrorize muggle-born students.  The basilisk doesn't typically turn its victims into stone however, rather, a single look into one of its eyes is instantly fatal, so it's more than a little convenient how all of the several victims were lucky enough to only be petrified, whether by seeing the eye through a mirror, or a reflection in a puddle, or a ghost.  The exception is Moaning Myrtle (played by Shirley Henderson, who is actually 24 years senior of Daniel Radcliffe), the ghost of a student killed by the basilisk years earlier, and not part of this string of incidents.  The final showdown in the Chamber of Secrets between Harry and the Basilisk, under the control of a disembodied Voldemort housed by an old diary, is satisfactorily menacing however, combining practical animatronic effects and CGI.  The diary, later revealed in the series to be a "Horcrux", an object possessed with a piece of Voldemort's soul, is also a considerably evocative image, responding in automatic writing to written queries, and bleeding out ink when Harry skewers it with a basilisk fang.
CHAMBER OF SECRETS has the most prominent use of practical effects in the series, using them especially in the service of creating fantasy creatures with storybook qualities such as the squealing mandrake roots and giant "acromantula" spiders, and the overall visuals are an improvement over PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.  But there is Dobby, a character that aims to be endearing but falls over into ridiculous and cloying.  Dobby isn't as bad as being the Jar Jar Binks of Harry Potter; he's generally tolerable, but the sooner his scenes pass, the better.  He works a little more successfully in THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 1, but even then, he's a character whose translation from book to screen is clumsy. 
Probably the weakest aspect of CHAMBER OF SECRETS is the dearth of Hermoine as she becomes one of the basilisk's petrified victims not long into the second half.  Hermoine is the glue that holds the trio together and Watson is the most magnetic of the leads, so her absence is really felt in the film's second half.  Tonally, it's a little uneven, and the post-climax scene of Harry, Ginny and Professor Lockhart flying out of the Chamber of Secrets as Lockhart shouts, "It's just like magic!" is probably the corniest, schmaltziest moment of the series.  Speaking of Gilderoy Lockhart, played by Kenneth Branagh, why did Dumbledore hire him?  Years 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 each introduce a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher as one after the other they are revealed to be villains, charlatans or more-or-less sacked, but Lockhart makes the least sense, being apparently selected by Dumbledore (as opposed to Dolores Umbridge, who is appointed by the overreaching Ministry of Magic) despite being a transparently incompetent self-promoter.  Branagh is fine in the role, however, the original casting of Hugh Grant (who dropped out due to scheduling conflicts) seems particularly inspired.
Richard Harris appears for the last time as Dumbledore in CHAMBER OF SECRETS, having died at 72 only a little more than a week before the film's premiere, and although he's fine in the role, he lacks the commanding presence that Michael Gambon could deliver in the later films when it was called for.  In fact, Dumbledore feels like a fairly minor element in these first two films, showing up for appearances that are few and far in between for gently humorous insights, but in the twilight of his life, Harris always feels tired as the greatest wizard of his age.  Harris's Dumbledore is much more a mentor (which, to be fair, is how he appears in the first couple books) than the significant and motivated player which he later evolves into.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS 
  1. Tom Riddle's Diary: It's a successfully creepy prop, and I can't deny the appeal of a book that spurts ink when stabbed with a basilisk fang.
  2. Practical Basilisk Effects: It doesn't always look convincing, but a giant animatronic snake lunging at the screen has inherent appeal.
  3. Feral Ford Anglia: The dumpy old flying car is pretty cool on its own, but when it shows up in the Forbidden Forest having gone native, it steals the show momentarily.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS 
  1. Dobby:  Oh, Dobby.  Not a fan.
  2. Running Time: 161 minutes is nearly an hour too long for most films.
  3. "It's just like magic!": You don't always see Chris Columbus' directorial stamp in these movies.  This is one moment where you can't miss it. 
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Released 4 June 2004
Directed by Alfonso Cuaron
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, David Thewlis, Robbie Coltrane, Gary Oldman, Emma Thompson, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Pam Ferris, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith, Michael Gambon, Tom Felton, Lee Ingleby
Rated PG for frightening moments, creature violence and mild language.
142 minutes
★★
PRISONER OF AZKABAN is where the series really starts to get interesting, deviating from the bloated children's high fantasy of the first two films directed by Chris Columbus, with brilliant Mexican filmmaker Alfonso Cuaron taking the reins to give it a darker, slightly quirkier and overall more heartfelt tone that is distinct within the series.  Although I do not go in for the conventional wisdom that it is the best of the series, I don't deny that it is very good, and also the most succinct vision of the Harry Potter world.  There are two ideal approaches to the material, and one is Cuaron's darkly whimsical, Halloween-style adventure, and the other is David Yates' somber, high-stakes myth which comes into play later in the series.  Cuaron and his crew cannot be blamed for the movie's most noteworthy shortcomings however, unless they had opted to deviate substantially from the source material in the third act, as both the movie and the book share a particularly troublesome, or shall we say, lame, plot twist.
Year 3 brings Harry back to Hogwarts where there is a great deal of concern over the recent escape of a notorious murderer from the maximum security wizard prison of Azkaban.  Sirius Black, the fugitive in question, is played by Gary Oldman, whose reputation for playing over-the-top villains lends itself nicely to the red herring menace of Black.  Until the final act, the story is less a coherent narrative than it is a series of smaller adventures throughout the wizarding world with the slowly emerging story of Sirius gradually emerging in the background, returning to the world-building structure of PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.  In this sense, it has the least motivated plot of the films, Cuaron's deft hand guides it through these adventures with a unifying theme about countering fear.
The only really solid, noble Defense Against the Dark Arts professor during Harry's education (unless you count Snape), Remus Lupin is played by David Thewlis as a "gay junkie", as reportedly directed by Cuaron, an implication refuted by later installments but one that works ideally for the purposes of this story.  Unfortunately, but also understandably, both Lupin and Black are forced into what are essentially background roles in the subsequent installments (although ORDER OF THE PHOENIX does its darnedest to service Black), resulting in underwhelming payoffs for the conclusions of each character.
Dumbledore still plays a similar role to that which he did in the previous two films, mostly as a side player who shows up to offer a couple brief words of sage advice to the young heroes.  With the passing of Richard Harris mere days before the premiere of CHAMBER OF SECRETS, PRISONER OF AZKABAN introduces the second of the two Dumbledores, Michael Gambon, and with all due respect to Harris, Gambon brings a greater strength of command to the character that becomes imperative later in the series.
In terms of the books, Rowling's skills as a writer evolve throughout the series, but in the particular case of Prisoner of Azkaban, I'd argue that while her writing is improved past the previous two books, it's the most flawed in terms of narrative.  When you introduce time travel to a story in which it is not integral to the plot, you're always asking for trouble, and that damn Time Turner is trouble.  It opens up too many complications and hypotheticals that the larger narrative simply can't afford attention to, so it remains an isolated element in the series.  You don't have to look hard to find some jerk on the internet asking why anything in the Harry Potter world couldn't have been remedied through a few simple turns of the Time Turner.  Yes, it's a cheap shot and arguably invalid in terms of the larger narrative, but the device is problematic regardless.  On the upside, the way the twice-played third act's series of events tie each other together is intelligent and entertaining if taken within themselves.
Probably the most noted evolution of the series within PRISONER OF AZKABAN is the darkened tone.  Cuaron mitigates that darkness slightly by applying it to a whimsically fantastical Halloween-style tone (there are pumpkins growing even when the story is in springtime, with the seasons of the year otherwise clearly set by establishing shots of the Whomping Willow) where many visuals are generally warped and blackened to some degree, and students sing in a choir a song with words borrowed from the witches of Macbeth.  The Dementors of course play a very large role in this story as a literal physical manifestation of fear and depression and are appropriately ghoulish as a faithful realization of the creatures as described in the book with bony, decaying hands and tattered cloaks.  In this film and in their appearances later on in the series however, the manner in which they devour their victims' souls is frustrating, as we never see anyone actually meet their fate by a Dementor, but the Dementors' victims appear to have an awful lot of excess soul, or something to that effect, to expend before they use a Patronus charm to finally repel the Dementor.  That's probably nitpicking, but it does seem curious.  In the midst of a plot that lacks a distinct thrust, Cuaron also brings a newly character-centric approach to this world and matures the characters into forms more befitting heroes of the imminent conflict.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN 
  1. Professor Lupin: David Thewlis' Professor Lupin is never again quite as good as he is in this film where he gets a spotlight, being a pitiful, but not too tragic figure.
  2. Whomping Willow Transitions: The only film in the series that really emphasizes the passing of the seasons outside of Christmas, the recurring shots of the Whomping Willow dropping its leaves or sprouting blossoms are a charming touch.
  3. Aunt Marge Floats Away: It's such a weird, funny moment when Harry inadvertently inflates his bullying aunt like a helium balloon followed by her floating away.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN 
  1. The Time Turner: The movie uses it well enough I suppose, but it's one of those plot devices that should never have been brought up in the first place.
  2. Dementors Soul-Sucking: Clearly, the Dementors are sucking something out of their victims' faces, and if it isn't soul, then what is it, and if it is soul, how much do this people have to spare?
  3.  Giant Jack-in-the-Box: When Lupin teaches his class how to defeat a boggart, which transforms into your greatest fear, by turning the boggart into something humorous, one girl transforms it into a giant jack-in-the-box, and I suppose it's meant to be whimsical, but it's actually horrifying.
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Released 18 November 2005
Directed by Mike Newell
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Brendan Gleeson, Michael Gambon, Robert Pattinson, Miranda Richardson, Robbie Coltrane, Frances de la Tour, Stanislav Ianevski, Clemence Poesy, Timothy Spall, Ralph Fiennes, Mark Williams, Roger Lloyd Pack, Jeff Rawle, David Tennant, Katie Leung, Pedja Bjelac
Rated PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images.
157 minutes
★★1/2
GOBLET OF FIRE was the movie that pulled me into this series.  It was the first one I watched all the way through, and I watched it many times after that.  It was secretly a major staple of my movie diet during my senior year of high school, but it wasn't the fantasy that drew me in like it did for so many readers of the books.  It was the heart, and even the angst, of the teen drama.  It was a highly romanticized version of a lot of the things I was feeling at the time, and also spoke to my interests in a wide range of myths and folklore from around the world.  I don't love quite as much now as I did in my teen years, but I still love the big emotions of the high school-high fantasy melodrama, and GOBLET OF FIRE is where the action picks up in a big, spectacular way.  There's a big transition in the series at GOBLET OF FIRE, not only in plot where Lord Voldemort, the "big bad" of the saga, returns in a real and physical sense, but also stylistically and tonally.  It's the first in the series with a PG-13 rating, although the line between PG and PG-13 is very hazy in this series, at least from the third film through the sixth.  PRISONER OF AZKABAN carries the series into slightly more mature territory than the first two films, but it's still clearly a kids adventure with a dark whimsy and fairy tale tones (not at all to its detriment, to be clear, but of a different nature), but GOBLET OF FIRE feels a distinct shift into something resembling a high-stakes, mythic action-adventure blockbuster.  There are big action set-pieces tied directly into the plot of the Triwizard Tournament, an international wizarding games event revolving around three perilous competitions, the first and grandest involving a confrontation with an ill-tempered dragon, the second, a dive into a murky lake inhabited by unfriendly merpeople and other threats, and the third and final task to navigate a massive, labyrinthine hedge maze, a la THE SHINING, except that the maze is living and even appears to devour and possess the competitors.
The climactic showdown between Harry and a newly resurrected Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes, making his first appearance in the series) is one of the highlights of the series, the first of the real life-or-death wizard duels in the series and the most emotionally charged.  For the first time in the main narrative of the series, a non-villain is killed, and the specters of several murder victims accompany the duel which is not about winning or losing so much as surviving.  Fiennes is perfect as the supreme villain, one that pulls no punches whatsoever in a creepy and malicious scene as Voldemort gleefully torments Harry in a show of power and sadism for his cult of Death-Eaters following his perverse rebirth from a bubbling cauldron soup of severed hand and stolen bones.  There's a real gravity at this point in the series where bad things can really happen, and things can get ugly.
In fact, it's in lighter matters where the film falters most.  Humor is never this series's strong suit, and it's often spotty with lots of jokes that are awkwardly broad or overtly specific to the fantastical universe, and GOBLET OF FIRE leans toward that kind of dumb comedy more heavily than the other movies.  Moments of slapstick, often involving the series's comedy mainstays Fred and George Weasley, and gossip columnist Rita Skeeter (the Hedda Hopper of the wizard world), and other moments that are just strange, such as a woman pulling something out of a man's beard and eating it, are big misfires.  However, the smaller and relatable awkwardness revolving around the pubescent courtship rituals and the Yule Ball works very well and even brings quite a a bit of heart with it.
Directed by Mike Newell, a journeyman director with a diverse body of work but a less distinct artistic style than his predecessors in this series, GOBLET OF FIRE is nonetheless a distinct product that shines on its own thanks to Newell's ambition and the collective effort.  Overall, the movie pumps the series up to a new level of grandiose myth-making, even evident in the score by Patrick Doyle, who replaces John Williams after the first three films with big, romantic new themes while still retaining Williams's main theme.  It's bigger, grander and scarier, mostly to its advantage, and opening new, larger doors to the world of Harry Potter.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE 
  1. Voldemort Reborn in the Graveyard: Voldemort's rebirth is suitably frightening and disturbing, and the subsequent duel between he and Harry is a peak moment for the series as a whole.
  2. Harry and Ron Try to Ask Out Girls: "Blimey, Harry, you've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can?" and "Why is it they always have to travel in packs?"  The daunting requirements of young courtship are spoken true in humorous and bittersweet fashion.
  3. Patrick Doyle's Musical Score: Yeah, it's grandiose and bombastic, but Doyle has a highly romantic, sweeping style that suits the Triwizard Tournament well.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE 
  1.  Slapstick Humor: The broad slapstick comedy of this film is really dumb a lot of the time, especially in relation to the Weasley twins antics.  There are good moments, like Hagrid stabbing Professor Flitwick in the hand with a fork, but there's also lots of cringe-worthy moments like Fred's and George's backfiring aging potion.
  2. Rita Skeeter: Perhaps they didn't realize it at the time, but the character goes nowhere in the series after this, and in addition to be annoying, she adds nothing.
  3. CGI Leprechaun: The details of the big wizarding sports event are interesting, but I do not like that dancing CGI leprechaun.

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
Released 11 July 2007
Directed by David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Imelda Staunton, Michael Gambon, Ralph Fiennes, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, Mark Williams, Julie Walters, Evanna Lynch, Emma Thompson, Robert Hardy, Jason Isaacs, Katie Leung, Robbie Coltrane
Rated PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images.
138 minutes 
★★1/2
ORDER OF THE PHOENIX introduces yet another new director, but in this case, the one that would last through the completion of the series.  Lesser known than either Columbus, Cuaron or Newell when each had been brought aboard, Yates was mostly a director of British television, including THE GIRL IN THE CAFE in 2005, a romantic drama TV movie starring Bill Nighy and written by LOVE ACTUALLY writer Richard Curtis.  As with each filmmaker of the series before him, Yates brings a new darkened edge to this chapter, blending the blockbuster spectacle of GOBLET OF FIRE with a slightly politically bent thriller that's cooler than its predecessor, but nonetheless emotionally charged.  ORDER OF THE PHOENIX is the movie in the series that I seem to forget how much I like.  It's funny, exciting and even a little insightful while doing quite a bit with a somewhat placeholder plot.  Or rather, it's an expository plot, reestablishing the story and stakes yet again following the events of GOBLET OF FIRE, the fulcrum point of the larger conflict.
In a saga revolving around the concept of death, ORDER OF THE PHOENIX is the first film in which Harry can see the Thestrals, creatures which pull the Hogwarts stagecoaches and can only be seen by those who have witnessed a death, following the murder of Cedric Diggory.  Harry is accompanied in this ability by Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch), a new character but only a year younger than Harry, who would be a "manic pixie dream girl" in most other movies.  Curiously, although Luna is an eccentric, some would say "open-minded", individual with an appreciation for conspiracy theories (which often turn out to be true), she is there primarily as part of Harry's journey through feelings of isolation and grief, despite the more prominent story revolving around the corruption and fear-mongering in the wizarding government.
The Ministry of Magic, presided over by Minister Cornelius Fudge (Robert Hardy), are unprepared to accept the reality of Voldemort's return and use the unscrupulous press and other influence to defame Harry, Dumbledore and others who attest to Voldemort's return, and to further stifle the "agitators", impose themselves on Hogwarts, appointing the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to keep an eye on the proceedings.  Played with relish by Imelda Staunton, Dolores Umbridge is probably the most sinister of Harry's improbable streak of unreliable Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, with a sickeningly, artificially sweet facade of pink attire and filigree, condescending sweet talk and decorative kitten plates that belies a core of sadism and obsessive pursuit of control.  She's no mere bully, with the gravity of her cruelty exposed when she orders Harry (and later, other students) to write lines in detention with a "rather special quill" that writes in blood as the writing is magically carved into the writer's hand.  Although she's not even the only major villain in ORDER OF THE PHOENIX and only again returns for a couple of scenes in THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1, Umbridge is one of the series' most memorable villains, only exceeded by Voldemort of course, and Voldemort's most devoted disciple, Bellatrix Lestrange.  The most prominent female villain of the series, Bellatrix first appears in ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, played appropriately loud and large by Helena Bonham Carter.  Carter is fun and weirdly sexy as Bellatrix, although the moment when she solidifies her status as second only to Voldemort in reprehensibility by killing Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) is undercut by Sirius' scarcity throughout this and the previous two films since he was introduced, and the impact of his death is never really felt in the way it should be.  Sirius does get a couple of good moments ahead of his send-off though, acting as a mentor for Harry.
The titular "Order of the Phoenix", a league of wizards devoted to combating Voldemort and his Death Eaters, play an ironically small part in the story as the old guard now ceding ground to Dumbledore's Army, the secret organization of Hogwarts students founded by Harry, Hermoine and Ron in order to make up for the insufficient Ministry-approved Defense Against the Dark Arts.  This all culminates in a solid battle sequence in the Ministry's Department of Mysteries, although the MacGuffin at the center of the battle, a prophecy that seems to reveal what everyone already assumed anyway, is a little weak.  It's a nice touch though to have Sirius and Harry dueling side-by-side just ahead of Sirius' death and having Sirius accidentally refer to Harry by his father's name.  Finally, of course, we get the duel between Dumbledore and Voldemort, which is probably more obligatory than truly conducive to the story, but my goodness, it's pretty awesome.
Some side stuff involving Hagrid's giant brother Grawp are among the weaker links of the film, and while CGI rendering of the character isn't bad, the integration with live action characters is very clumsy and the overall character just seems strange and unnecessary.  More focus on the centaurs and their strained relationship with the Ministry, leading up to Umbridge's conclusion at their hands, would be more beneficially spent.
The highlight of the film is Harry's private "Occlumency" lessons with his least favorite professor, Severus Snape.  Let's not kid ourselves- Snape is the gem of this series.  Harry's an exceptional young hero with a pathological hero complex and just enough ego, Hermoine is an exceptional young heroine with brains and delicate emotional rigidity, and even Dumbledore turns out to be a much more complicated figure than would be expected, but Snape is in another league.  A clue into his true nature as revealed later, Snape's expertise in Occlumency indicates his mastery of personal emotions and hiding away his thoughts and feelings, and yet, there's no doubting these two characters' mutual animus toward one another, and Snape's cool facade starts to break momentarily.  "It may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair.  Your blessed father knew that, in fact, he frequently saw to it!"
ORDER OF THE PHOENIX gets some guff for being the angsty one in the series, but it's a good moment to meditate on the duality of its characters.  For Snape, it is merely hinted at, and the Occlumency scenes tease the darker nature of Harry's own venerated father, but at the heart of it is the shared nature of Harry and Voldemort.  As Dumbledore advised Harry in CHAMBER OF SECRETS, "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are.  It is our choices," he repeats that sentiment in ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, "It is not how you are alike.  It is how you are not."  These are the emotional stakes of the film, bringing into question the nobility of its hero.  It's a movie that functions more strongly on those emotional stakes than on its physical ones.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX:
  1. Occlumency Lessons: Snape is awesome, and here we get an early glimpse at how complex he really is, ahead of the big reveal three films later.
  2. Dumbledore vs. Voldemort: The two most powerful wizards of the age, wielding dragons made of fire and massive whirling globes of water.  It's a unique duel in the series, and the most creative.
  3. "It's not how you are alike. It is how you are not.": I realize that this scene is sincere to the point of being a little corny, but it works on a real emotional level.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX:
  1. Grawp: The computer rendering of Grawp looks better than expected after 9 years, but his interaction with live characters is clumsy, and the character is a bit too cute besides.
  2. The Prophecy: It's kind of a weak MacGuffin.
  3. Sirius's Death: Not the death scene particularly, but that the Sirius-Harry relationship hasn't built up in the series enough to give it the emotional oomph it should have.

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Released 15 July 2009
Directed by David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon, Jim Broadbent, Tom Felton, Alan Rickman, Bonnie Wright, Helena Bonham Carter, Helen McRory, Jessie Cave, Evanna Lynch, Robbie Coltrane, Freddie Stroma, Frank Dillane, Hero Fiennes Tiffin
Rated PG for scary images, some violence, language and mild sensuality.
153 minutes 
★★
By a narrow margin, HALF-BLOOD PRINCE is the peak of the series, darkly resonating, smart and emotionally rich as it navigates the tumultuous euphoria and heartache of the sexually-charged relationships between its burgeoning young adult characters within the looming menace of Lord Voldemort's rising insurgency about to push the the wizarding world past the brink of chaos in the larger narrative.  It's a beautiful and brooding maturation of the series that carries the stakes into the climactic level, and what's more, it's the most genuinely funny film in the series.
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE deviates the most significantly from the source material, dropping most of the book's heavy focus on Voldemort's origins as Tom Riddle, the sadistic but charismatic half-blood wizard whose quest for immortality made him into the most evil dark wizard of all time.  In fact, Voldemort makes no appearance in this film outside of memory sequences in which he appears in his youth as Tom.  With a place in the series' narrative that makes it essentially a setup for the climactic chapter, directed David Yates and writer Steve Kloves wisely turn their focus toward the human elements of their story for the better part.  The pivotal plot point of Horcruxes, physical objects used to host separate pieces of Voldemort's soul and thus prolong his existence beyond ordinary death, is established and emerges into the foreground for the final act, but the film keeps its heart in the will they-won't they and yearning heartache of the young men and women at its center.  As Michael Gambon's Dumbledore quips, "Ah, to young and feel love's keen sting," these familiar follies prove rich material for comedy and heartfelt emotion, accented elegantly by Nicholas Hooper's musical score.
On the margins, the film possesses an operatic tone, injecting scenes of Death Eater terror that build the threat that has emerged and necessitates the coming battle (although, admittedly, a mid-movie action scene outside the Weasley home in the Burrow is strangely placed and might work better if instead of involving the prominent villain Bellatrix Lestrange, it were depicted as the act of lower-tier disciples of Voldemort), and the final act in the cave where Harry accompanies Dumbledore to retrieve one of Voldemort's Horcruxes (setting the stage for the next film) is fierce and foreboding.  The very dark concept of magically reanimated corpses is further elaborated upon in the book (which explores Voldemort's origins and heritage to much deeper effect and is far and away, the darkest in the series), but the bony, grey figures of the "Inferi" that emerge from the murky depths to attack Harry and Dumbledore are nonetheless unnerving to say the least.
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE also brings with it the monumental death of Dumbledore at the hands of Snape, a moment that in spite of slow motion and a few emotional fireworks, is surprisingly restrained.  Dumbledore's funeral from the book was controversially excised from the film, but the brevity works in its favor whereas a second ending would feel like nothing short of fan service.  The eponymous "Half-Blood Prince" is revealed to be Snape soon after, but curiously, the story doesn't offer any particular new insight to the character, albeit further building on the villainous reputation that is revealed to be false in the final film.
Numerous characters are greatly enhanced in this installment, including a more mature Harry who gets an introduction flirting with a waitress in a cafe and generally taking things in stride.  He's funnier and savvier, not entirely against the idea of using his reputation as "the chosen one" to get on with the ladies, and in a wise deviation from the books, he plays it cool when Snape finally achieves the long-desired position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor (as opposed to the petty outburst in the book).  Ron's insecurities and desire for glory and recognition are built upon as he joins the Quidditch team (the effects for which are hugely improved upon from the first few films), along with Hermoine's romantic timidity and emotional depth.  Dumbledore is probed a little further in preparation for the revelations of the final chapters (revelations that unfortunately are never given their full due in the midst of so much already to come), but probably the biggest character evolution is that of Draco Malfoy, whose bullying nature is revealed as a shallow facade to not merely a buffoonish weakling like he has sometimes come across before, but as a quivering mess when he's finally called upon to deliver on the sentiments he's espoused.
Although tempered with humor, arguably more than the rest of the films, it's also a very somber film, color graded to shades of grey and green, reportedly inspired in its visuals by the paintings of Rembrandt (director of photography Bruce Delbonnel received an Academy Award nomination for Best Cinematography but lost to AVATAR).  It's a moody piece, but also eclectic in its tone, bouncing from comedy to romance, to fantasy and to horror.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE 
  1. Teen Romance: The whole sexual angst thing, all of it.  Ron and Hermoine, Ron and Lavender, Harry and Ginny.  The first kisses, the accidental poisoning, the love potions.  Even the exchange between Harry and the diner waitress at the beginning.  It's a bloody soap opera and I love it.
  2. Felix Felicis, aka "Liquid Luck": Daniel Radcliffe says he hates his performance in this film, but it's one of his best, and the best part of it is his somewhat woozily drunken spell on the luck-bringing potion, Felix Felicis (coincidentally, Radcliffe was struggling with alcoholism at the time of filming and sometimes showed up drunk on set, but no word on what specific scenes).  It's Harry at his weirdest, and it's funny.
  3. That One Shot: I love that one shot after a broken-up Hermoine hurls magically-conjured birds at Ron, and from outside the castle where it's snowing, Ron and Lavender are running up the stairs past one window, and Draco is brooding by another window.  Love it.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE 
  1. Burrow Attack: The scene and concept of the scene is fine.  It furthers the point that the Death Eaters are terrorizing people out there and the wizarding world is on the eve of war, but putting major villain Bellatrix Lestrange at the center of the attack lends an inappropriate sense of importance to this harassment.
  2. Alterations from the Source Material: Again, not a major criticism, but I'd sure like to see a version of movie that retained more of Voldemort's backstory.
  3. Blank: Yeah, I dunno.  It's a really good movie. 
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1
Released 19 November 2010
Directed by David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Rhys Ifans, Bill Nighy, Tom Felton, Imelda Staunton, Julie Walters, Peter Mullan, Guy Henry, Robbie Coltrane, Nick Moran, Andy Linden, David O'Hara
Rated PG-13 for some sequences of intense action violence, frightening images and brief sensuality.
146 minutes
★★
DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 is the most underrated of series, berated as too slow or boring, but it's in the opportunity to slow down and really meditate on the relationships and mood on the eve of battle that makes this movie so strong.  Most of these movies are so rapidly and relentlessly paced, and in contrast, it's one of the most engrossing and emotionally invested.  Now freshly independent young adults, Harry, Ron and Hermoine are thrust into the world outside even the now all-too-questionable security of Hogwarts, forced to rely on each other in a mythic quest to conquer a great evil.  PART 1 is often thought of as a set-up, but it's actually a lot of payoff.
There's plenty of action, but the movie starts out on a rare contemplative note as each of the three young heroes make their conscious farewells to their respective worlds as they know them.  It's a deep breath in anticipation of the imminent battle against evil that requires them to employ all that they've learned over the six previous years in order to kill Lord Voldemort, piece by malevolent piece.  Hogwarts is conspicuously absent from this installment as the trio go off the grid, camping out in the England wildernesses, and like the scenery, this chapter is more rugged and ferocious than its predecessors.  PART 1 is the first of the series to really own its PG-13 rating, including some fairly horrifying moments of torture and mayhem as the surrounding peril and the evil of their enemies becomes far more pronounced.  However, there are also beautiful moments of sweetness that emerge throughout the darkness, such as a somewhat awkward bit of dancing between a forlorn Harry and Hermoine, and one of the most touching scenes in the series when Harry and Hermoine visit Harry's birthplace of Godric's Hollow on Christmas Eve to pay their respects at the grave of his parents.
PART 1 is surely the most slowly paced of the films, but there are a few thrilling action sequences, mostly short, sudden and ferocious, such as the confrontation with Voldemort's giant snake Nagini in Godric's Hollow or the shootout-style wand fight in the London cafe, but the early-on Death Eaters attack as the Order of the Phoenix races to transport Harry from the safety of No. 4 Privet Drive to the safety of the Weasley family home, the Burrow, is spectacular.  The sound design is used to exceptional effect in this sequence to enhance the drama as members of the Order on their brooms, and Harry with Hagrid on a rumbling motorcycle, enter a foreboding thundercloud as the score goes silent and suddenly the air is filled with whirring and whizzing broom-borne Death Eaters.  The ensuing chase is one of the most thrilling action scenes in the series.  There are even the occasional moments of quirky humor, most notable when Harry, Ron and Hermoine must infiltrate the Ministry of Magic to obtain a horcrux and encounter confusion with their assumed identities as Ministry officials.
Stylistically and visually, it is the peak of the series, taking the Harry and his friends to exotic vistas of England that we rarely see on film in the hunt for Horcruxes and on the run from "Snatchers", thugs who round up Muggle-borns and other "undesirables" for reward money.  The most stylized scene of the entire series depicts a fairy tale, "The Tale of the Three Brothers", animated in the style of puppets and shadow theatre by the British visual effects company Framestore, and possesses a wonderfully ethereal quality within a scene that is nothing less than baldfaced exposition.  Oh, and I love the touch of Harry pausing and pocketing the Snitch before entering the wedding tent at the Burrows.
As aforementioned, DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 is unfortunately written off by many viewers as "the boring one", but it has the advantage of having so much more room to breathe than the other films.  Of the recent literary adaptations to split their finales into two parts (or in the case of The Hobbit trilogy splitting a single book into three parts), Harry Potter is the series that does it the most successfully.  The climax of the first part is naturally subtler than those of the other films (not being the inherent climax of the overall story, but functioning suitably enough as one), taking place as a capture and escape in the mansion of Voldemort's disciples, the Malfoys, culminating in the death of Dobby the House Elf, a character whose role is more consistent in the books but is only reintroduced in this film since his previous initial appearance in CHAMBER OF SECRETS.  I'm still not a fan of Dobby and don't feel the same emotional connection that's torn by his death as other viewers might, but the moment is still recognizable as a satisfying emotional conclusion.  The battle is far from over, but much has been done already, great losses have been sustained, and characters have a moment of respite ahead of the storm.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 
  1. "Merry Christmas, Hermoine.": I'm not sure why he doesn't go with the more English "Happy Christmas", but this quiet scene is so beautiful and poignant.  I'm not saying it makes me cry, but if I was already in a bad way, I bet it would.
  2. The Tale of the Three Brothers: This animated sequence is visually sumptuous and engrossing, somewhat evocative of Guillermo del Toro's work, and oh yeah, it's really cool.
  3. Destroying the Horcrux Locket: I'm going to include the moment when the doe Patronus shows up, finding the sword and finally destroying the locket, because that whole section is great, and also there's the weirdly digitally-manipulated Harry and Hermoine naked make-out scene.  It's creepy and startling and weird.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 
  1. "The last words that Albus Dumbledore said to the pair of us?: That test question between Remus Lupin and Kingsley Shacklebolt after transporting Harry to the Burrow is awkward and feels like shameless exposition, but is kind of pointless.
  2. The Mirror Shard: Harry is walking around with a magical mirror shard that has no background or set up in the film, so people who haven't read the book will just be confused.
  3. Dobby: I'm sorry, the character just doesn't work for me.
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2
Released 15 July 2011
Directed by David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Warwick Davis, Maggie Smith, Julie Walters, Mark Williams, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, Ciaran Hinds, Kelly Macdonald, Nick Moran, John Hurt
Rated PG-13 for some sequences of intense action violence and frightening images.
130 minutes 
★★
And so we finally come to the grand finale, and it is grand.  Following the first fourth of the film, practically the entire remainder is an elongated climax to payoff all the previous seven films together.  While in itself, the first fourth, practically a film within the film, is a solid heist-based adventure as Harry, Hermoine and Ron infiltrate the most secure holding of the wizarding world, Gringotts Bank, in order to retrieve a Horcrux, it fits weirdly with the rest of the film, as if tagged on.  Once they return to Hogwarts though, it's a non-stop race to the finish with the trio hurrying to uncover the last few Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort while a bloody battle rages along the margins.
Perhaps it's because these last two films were the only two for which I'd read the books first, but THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 1 and PART 2 do seem to have some difficulty juggling all the payoffs for what has been set up in earlier films.  Ultimately, it's in these films' favors to focus on the central issues of Harry and Voldemort's final showdown and to lesser but similarly important extent, Snape's conclusion, but there are big things raised without receiving the deserved attention.  A big one, shared between both parts, is Dumbledore's past, which is a major part of the book and is teased at within the movies.  There are mentions of Dumbledore's troubled legacy and brash youth which trouble Harry, and in PART 2, his long secret and estranged brother Aberforth (Ciaran Hinds) is finally revealed, but the nature of their relationship is only hinted at, while their sister is mentioned but ever more cryptically.  It would be a shame to leave all that out, but bringing them up without doing anything with them isn't much better.  Furthermore, the shard of special mirror (which shows the reflection of a cousin mirror and vice versa) taken from the Order of the Phoenix's headquarters which Harry uses to ask for help from Aberforth is a fairly substantial prop that never receives the necessary set up (you'd never know how Harry happens to have it and where it came from going by the movies alone).
All that said, DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 is an undeniably spectacular and emotionally solid conclusion to the saga which brings things to a satisfying close where it matters most.  Interestingly, while the action is non-stop, a lot of it is kept on the margins while the main trio races around the fiery, crumbling campus to complete their quest.  The climactic battle is merely a diversion, and yet, it's nonetheless grandiose, with huge swarms of wizards and witches charging at one another, ugly giants swinging semi-trailer-sized clubs, and even the odd over-sized spiders (acromantula; spiders literally the size of Buicks) while red and green energies zip dangerously through the air, crumbling the stone walls of Hogwarts.  While the school never once appeared throughout the entirety of PART 1, with the exception of that first fourth, it is all about Hogwarts in PART 2.  Many familiar locations are destroyed, including the Quidditch arena, which collapses in flames, the Room of Requirement, which is wiped clean by a supernatural blaze, and the covered bridge which first appeared in PRISONER OF AZKABAN is blown up outright.  The Chamber of Secret makes another appearance with the dead basilisk now nothing but bones, and the house ghosts (well, one of them) return after a prolonged absence.  Helena Ravenclaw, aka "The Grey Lady", played by Kelly MacDonald, is more faithful to the ghosts as they are written in the books as opposed to the goofy, playful portrayals in Chris Columbus' entries.  The ghosts have wonderful backstories in the books, mostly revealed in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, but in the movies where the ghosts' appearances have mostly been brief and obligatory at best, they would have been well out of place.
As I mentioned before, and well aware that it's obvious, Snape is the hidden jewel of Harry Potter's story, unveiled in his true glory in showstopping flashback.  Snape meets a bloody end, throat slashed and in excessive fashion, repeatedly struck by Voldemort's over-sized snake, and in order to deliver a piece of crucial information, Snape reveals his true, exceptionally well-hidden memories to Harry.  THE DEATHLY HALLOWS has a lot of hard-hitting emotional beats, but none more hard-hitting than cold and cool-tempered Snape declaration of undying love for Harry's mother Lily, "Always," as he summons a Patronus charm testifying to his true nature, intercut with his discovery of her body which he clings to in a flood of tears.  This is followed mercilessly by Harry's learning that a piece of Voldemort's soul lives within himself, making him also a Horcrux, and in order to defeat Voldemort, Harry must die.  And so J.K. Rowling's epic fable about death culminates in the inevitable Christ figure, as Harry willingly goes to his death in an appropriately and unnervingly silent moment that's a close second to Snape's revelation in terms of emotional beats for the series.  If the Christ metaphor wasn't evident enough, Harry awakens in a bright King's Cross station.
In the book, the final showdown between the recently resurrected Harry (a "master of death" in possession of the three Deathly Hallows; the Invisibility Cloak bequeathed to him by his father in PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, the Resurrection Stone bequeathed to him by Dumbledore, and the Elder Wand, which Voldemort possesses but Harry is master of by disarming its previous master) and Voldemort is curiously anti-climactic and makes up only the final moments of the extended showdown as portrayed in the film.  The final duel in the film is, well, strange.  It's not bad, but in some ways it makes me think of early Disney films where animators pitched 'gags' to fill out a cartoon, like in SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS when they show all the creative sleeping places of the dwarfs.  The Harry vs. Voldemort duel has a similar structure where it transports them around the castle grounds and intermittently stopping for Voldemort to wield his cloak like tentacles or an especially bizarre and none-too-subtly symbolic moment in which Harry's and Voldemort's faces appear morphed into one.
In the later moments of the film, things turn nostalgic, and not unduly, but the contrast between the dark tones of the latter few films and the "magical", for lack of a better word, tones of the earlier films is surprisingly stark.  The prologue, 19 years later, as Harry and Ginny, and Hermoine and Ron bring their children to King's Cross Platform 9 3/4 for another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is corny, a little hokey, but after 8 films of watching our heroes grow from children into adults, it's earned.  By the time they get to HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2, the series has earned something.

Top 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 
  1. Snape's Memories: That one is just obvious.  This sequence is an emotional cannonball.
  2. Harry Goes to Die: Again, an emotional juggernaut moment.
  3. Prologue: Even as the climax to the series as a whole, this movie is Snape's big moment, and the opening shots of a fallen Hogwarts are poignant and haunting as Headmaster Snape, a man whose true nature is buried away to impossible depths, looks down at the school from his office as an unknown protector.
Bottom 3 of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS - PART 2 
  1. Lack of Payoff on Aberforth and Ariana: I suppose that may be a complaint about the movie not 'being' the book, but they're kind of big things to just brush off with a mention.
  2. Disconnect Between Gringotts Heist and Battle of Hogwarts:  They're both good, but they feel like parts of separate movies.
  3. "If we die for them, Harry, I'm going to kill you!": Yeah, it comes straight from the book, but it's kind of dumb.