April 3rd

Directed by James Wan; Starring; Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Jason Statham, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Lucas Black
Rated PG-13 for prolonged frenetic sequences of violence, action and mayhem, suggestive content and brief strong language.
How cool is it that there's a Fast & Furious 7? I mean, who saw that coming, right? This franchise, which started out as crappy exploitation and has gone on to become really fun exploitation, just doesn't give a damn. They keep looking for new ways to jump the shark, and it may not be "great", but when it comes to "dumb fun", the last couple of installments have actually been fun. Plus they have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Jason Statham! Picking up where FAST & FURIOUS 6 left off, FURIOUS 7 finds recently pardoned international super-criminals Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker), as well as the rest of their crew, finally returning to their homes in the United States, but when Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham), the brother of an old enemy, kills one of their own and is seeking revenge on the rest of them, Dom and Brian go back into action.
The story doesn't matter so much; the plot just has to serve the purpose of providing opportunities for extreme vehicular stunts including, as promised in the advertisements, driving cars out of the back of an airborne plane and driving through one side of a skyscraper and out the other. FURIOUS 7 will mark the final appearance of the late Paul Walker, who died partway through filming, requiring rewrites and stand-in work by his brothers Caleb and Cody. This could prove to be problematic, since movies that have to deal with these kinds of revision problems in the midst of shooting tend to show loose seams, but as I said, the plot is a relatively minor player for this series, and with all due respect to Walker, he wasn't exactly the lifeblood of these movies. There will groan-inducing schmaltz about "family" of course, and an outright defiance of the laws of physics, but those looking for over-sized mayhem will find it. As Universal's only major film franchise, they've upped the scale considerably with a massive $250 million budget.
April 10th

Directed by George Tillman, Jr.; Starring: Britt Robertson, Scott Eastwood, Alan Alda, Oona Chaplin, Melissa Benoist, Lolita Davidovich
Rated PG-13 for some sexuality, partial nudity, and some war and sports action.
Luke is a washed-up champion bull rider looking for a comeback. Sophia is a college art student about to begin a career in New York City. They don't belong together, but they're in love! There's also an old man who shares his story of long-term love that inspires them to be together even more. The previews shamelessly focus on the passionate kissing while literally tearing clothes off each other sex scenes, because there really isn't much to a Nicholas Sparks story or his character, and they really have little else to offer other than PG-13-safe erotica. I love a good romantic movie, but the best one I've seen from the Sparks library yet was THE NOTEBOOK, and that was tolerable at best. Plus, the biggest star in this is Alan Alda, which makes me curious how it will sell. Whatever, if you enjoyed more than one previous Nicholas Sparks-based movie, then I'm sure you'll enjoy this one too.

CHILD 44 (DRAMA/THRILLER)
Directed by Daniel Espinosa; Starring; Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace, Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Vincent Cassel, Paddy Considine, Jason Clarke, Josef Altin
Rated R for violence, some disturbing images, language and a scene of sexuality.
This looks interesting. Based on the novel by Tom Rob Smith, CHILD 44 is set in the Soviet Union under Stalin, where a disgraced MGB agent (played by Tom Hardy) is investigating a continuing series of grisly child murders, while the official state refuse to acknowledge the existence of such crimes in the USSR. Obviously very dark, with an exciting cast and a script by veteran writer Richard Price (The Wire, THE COLOR OF MONEY), it looks like a fascinating exploration of police procedure and culture in the USSR.
April 17th

Directed by Mark Linfield & Alastair Fothergill; Narrated by Suraj Sharma
Rated G
Disney continues their Disneynature documentary series with this look at a troop of toque macaque monkeys in the overgrown temple ruins in the jungles of Sri Lanka. Narrated by Suraj Sharma, best known for playing the eponymous character in LIFE OF PI, MONKEY KINGDOM most likely will follow in the footsteps of the past few Disneynature releases, blending straight-forward nature documentary filmmaking with the slightly sillier, characterized "True-Life Adventure" series that Walt Disney produced in through the 1950s. Disneynature is a little more fun than Nature on PBS, even if at the expense of honesty, but it's a decent, family-friendly way to introduce children to the animal kingdom in its natural setting.
April 17th

Directed by Andy Fickman; Starring: Kevin James, Molly Shannon, Neal McDonough, Daniella Alonso, David Henrie, Raini Rodriguez, Loni Love, D.B. Woodside, Eduardo Verastegui
Rated PG for some violence.
It's been over six years since the first PAUL BLART: MALL COP became an unlikely hit, but what would Happy Madison Pictures be without bad ideas? Set six years after the first film, PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 finds clumsy mall security officer Paul Blart (Kevin James) on vacation with his daughter at The Wynn in Las Vegas, when the hotel is taken over by criminals, and Blart takes it upon himself to restore order. There will be pratfalls, fat jokes and punching of old ladies.
April 17th

Directed by Levan Gabriadze; Starring: Shelley Hennig, Renee Holstead, Jacob Wysocki, William Peltz, Courtney Halverson, Heather Sossaman, Moses Jacob Storm, Matthew Brohrer
Not Yet Rated
Previously screened at film festivals as CYBERNATURAL, Universal is desperately hoping that this is the new 'Paranormal Activity' and is already considering numerous sequels. The method is interesting, a film that apparently all takes place on a computer screen, disclosing the story through Skype chats, internet videos, social media, etc., not unlike some short films that have already been made, but as a feature. A familiar horror plot of bullies getting their comeuppance, six friends join each other in a Skype chat on the one year anniversary that a high school classmate committed suicide in the wake of a humiliating video of her posted online and find their chat joined by the account of the dead classmate, tormenting them and turning them against each other, demanding a confession of who posted the video. It's modestly interesting, but the previews are more unintentionally funny than intentionally scary, and the skeptic in me sees it as another horror concept hoping to be milked to death.
April 24th

Directed by Lee Toland Krieger; Starring: Blake Lively, Michiel Huisman, Harrison Ford, Kathy Baker, Ellen Burstyn, Amanda Crew, Anjali Jay, Anthony Ingruber
Rated PG-13 for a suggestive comment.
An original story in a similar vein to contemporary young adult romance novels, THE AGE OF ADALINE follows Adaline Bowman (Blake Lively), a 27-year old woman who's been 27 for about 80 years as the result of a bizarre accident. Secretive about herself and her condition, Adaline's only close friend is her own now-elderly daughter (Ellen Burstyn), but after striking up a romance with a charming young philanthropist, Adaline agrees to spend the weekend with his family and discovers that she has a past with his father (Harrison Ford).
Although the plot description suggests overwrought melodrama, the marketing and talent involved indicates something more low-key, and this could be on the upper end of recent onscreen love stories if handled right. Check for reviews on this one.
April 24th

Directed by Alejandro Monteverde; Starring: Jakob Salvati, David Henrie, Emily Watson, Ted Levine, Michael Rapaport, Ali Landry, Ben Chaplin, Tom Wilkinson, Toby Huss
Rated PG-13 for some thematic material including violence.
Executive-produced by Roma Downey and Mark Burnett, the pair behind the miniseries The Bible and its reedited theatrical form, SON OF GOD, takes Matthew 17:20 ("verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you") and runs with it. Unfortunately, if the trailer is any indication, they've failed to make a literal interpretation anything less than an unintended laugh riot. 7-year-old Pepper Flynt Busbee (Jakob Salvati) is a little boy with enormous faith in World War II, and in order to bring his dad home from the war zone, he's willing to use faith to stop fighter planes and move mountains. LITTLE BOY looks hilarious, and I can't wait to see it in a legal way without that won't be voting for it with my dollars.